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  • Scandal!

    May 1, 2012

  • You’re All Invited

    April 3, 2012

    While our favorite musical performances involve the talent being hooked up to a collection of electrodes that we trigger to force them to engage in a grotesque dance of disconcerted muscular spasms, it’s not a strict requirement. Case in point, a friend of the lab’s primary test-subject, Infinite Skillz, has presented us with a free mixtape of enough quality that we’re willing to do without choreography.

    Album Art for "You're All Invited"

    This humble parcel, we hope, is a precursor to the absolution of the restraining order that has kept us off the Skillz estate for the past seven years.

    The name has us thinking positive.

  • The Masterworks Collection

    December 5, 2011

    In what we in the laboratory can only assume is a play for time, our titular bard has deigned to release a series of archives chronicling the great works which convinced us to take him in when he first appeared naked, mewling on our back-porch during a mild sun-shower.

    While our own patience has worn to the point that we’ve started subjecting him to gradually more invasive biochemical experimentation, you may well find these compendiums a sterling example rapping and hip-hop; which, we must confess, you would be right in doing.

    • Album Art for "Masterworks Volume One"
    • Album Art for "Masterworks Volume Two"

    Come to think of it, could the experiments be why he’s so slow to produce new music? and move in general? Oh, well.

  • New Album(s)!

    November 7, 2011

    Album Art for "Red Giants"

    Ladies and gentlemen, the interminably-creative Andrew Jackson has teamed up with the Boy Wonder Jake Jansen (known also as F.a.T) to produce Red Giants, a concept album wherein they play as a pair irradiated super-powered Native American lovers out for revenge a collection of hot tracks to show the kiddies what real rap sounds like!

    But that’s not all! For your further listening-pleasure, compendiums of the most historic battles and collaborations ever to be graced with DZK’s presence have been uploaded to the interwebs via the wonderful platform Vibedeck to be streamed without cost to you!

    • Album Art for "Top 40 Battles & Disses"
    • Album Art for "Collaboration Compilation

    You can also buy them, so you can listen to them on your various iThings and such. 100% of the proceeds go to the Feeding Rappers Something Other Than Boiled Cardboard Foundation. Give to a good cause.

    Really. He’s become quite pale and emaciated.

  • Welcome to DZK Online!

    October 30, 2011

    First!

    With that out of the way, welcome! The site you have currently found yourself navigating is dedicated to the internet-celebrity, DZK! Here, you can find his music, engage him (and others) in conversation… and, well, that’s about it. What more could you ask for, though?!

    Consider yourself blessed.

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